Because I Can!

It is Saturday afternoon... I worked all day yesterday, then hauled ass to get to my next job because they have this perverse penchant for scheduling me to be someplace when it is impossible for me to be there because I am already committed to be elsewhere by my regular work schedule... so, I have to run around like an asshole and arrive all breathless and stressed out (well.. thats a lie, actually, because I don't actually get all stressed out and breathless... I am actually pretty much resigned to shit like that and I let it roll off my back... but the breathless part makes for a better blog entry, don't you think?) and have to run around like more of an asshole to get everything ready in time (this part is true, and, in case you haven't figured it out, I am going for the 'longest run-on sentence award' here...).

After a long week of long days (up at 4:30AM work till after five.. house chores and all the shit that you have to do before you can relax... I am now sitting here at my computer like a bump on a log, and I have reached a decision;

You see, I was planning on getting up fairly early, going to the gym, and doing all of the things that I am supposed to do that I only have time to get to on the odd weekends that I am not already working.

Well, I have basically decided to throw that into the bin... all of it.

Fuck that! I'm not doing anything that I am supposed to do today or tommorrow, unless I feel like doing it. Period.

This morning, I woke up, said, "fuck" under my breath... got up, went to the bathroom chiefly because I had no choice. I absolutely had to go now, and it occurred to me that this sucked, and greatly. I was muzzy-headed, and still half asleep, with that oddly disturbing chain of thought that is still half dreamlike... I was affronted that I had to do anything, and that my body would betray me by forcing me to have to get out of my bed to go pee. So, I got all militant and shit, and decided that I wasn't doing a damned thing that I am expected to do, and that it can all kiss my ass!

I opened the window, to get a little fresh air, and hopefully a nice cool breeze, climbed right back into bed, and promptly went back to sleep.

When I woke up, at around 11:00AM I found that I still had an attitude, and decided that for this weekend, I was making up the rules as I went along, and everything would just have to wait.

SO. Today I am lounging around for awhile, reading, listening to music, drinking coffee, and dicking around online. Perhaps later I will take Elysia (who is Marcheline) to a movie.. and after that?? Who knows... but I would imagine that it will involve getting herself into a compromising position somehow and taking advantage of that position to the fullest extent possible.

Insofar as I have a plan, that is my plan for this weekend. If I suddenly decide that it is all a wash.. then so be it. I don't care what my sense of responsibility says, I don't care what has to be done... it ain't gettin' done, at least not by me!

Should anyone have any complaints that they wish to lodge regarding this turn of events, I would direct them to the complaint department. To access the complaint system, please click here.

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